NOOOOO!! Wails of total and complete despair echoe throughout the house. NOOOO!!! Sobs and faltering words whisper in the stove and the refridgerator until every can of jam and peanut butter knows the horrible, saddening news. I GOT AN F IN SCIENCE!!!! The final, horrific statement is heard bouncing through houses and trees until it reaches the sliding doors of Walgreens and slips inside with the unwary customer. It sneaks into the radio playing loudly, then proclaims itself to the few cloth-ladden bundles that are shoppers over the intercom. It sneaks into their warm ears and travels home with them, then repeats itself to the newscaster going to WGN News at Nine Broadcast. It is then proclaimed across the entire city, reaching the final, hidden nooks and cracks in the city's history and peoples and hiding itself for future generations to hear. It burrows into the sand at the beach, and escapes into Lake Michigan. It flows through the Great Lakes and escapes into the ocean. Within days the entire world will know that I got a failing grade in science.
At least I still have an A for the final grade. :)
