-It is quite difficult to look dignified when your mouth is stuffed with half a granola bar.
-Riding a school bus made for 72 people with only 3 kids on it through Chicago is not a wise idea unless you like being bumped a foot in the air every other second.
-Dentists are evil vampires in disguise.
-Mamuśki plują jadem w lemoniadę.
-My teacher has a thing for plush, screaming monkeys (but not for kids who steal these monkeys running through the hallway- and no I'm not attending an insane asylum school).
-Little girls in pink are apt to run screaming behind you all the way home from school (especially when the little girl doesn't know you, and is simply going home, which happens to require walking behind you for a sixth of a mile with her mother).
-Becky DID murder Anne, no matter what the defense attorneys say.
-The Simpsons is the Shakespeare of our time.
-Indian Berries are best when they are deep purple- not red. 
Ugh, buses. They're bad enough with only 7 people onboard, not 72!!
ReplyDeletePlush, screaming monkeys? Hmmmm . . . :P